Trevor Dunbar Wows Crowd, Honors Fallen Teammate at Final Track Meet in Kodiak, Alaska

Trevor Dunbar wow'ed the crowd and honored his fallen friend at the Kodiak Tri-Invite last weekend.
Trevor Dunbar, Alaska’s finest prep athlete not on skis or hunting harmless animals at the moment, ran a scintillating 3,200m in front of a raucous crowd of Eskimos, snowmen, moose and members of the Palin family at the Kodiak Tri-Invite Friday. Dunbar’s time, 8:51.5 seconds, is the fastest time run by an Alaskan since 1997, when Lance Mackey ran the last two miles of the Iditarod in the harness of his sled dogs.
TwoAngryRunners.com caught up with Dunbar while the young athlete was taking a break from stalking elk across the desolate Arctic tundra. “It was a very special day for a lot of reasons. For one, it was my final home race of my career so everyone came out in support. Secondly, we were able to have Todd Palin rabbit the first mile on his snowmobile. Despite the heavy exhaust fumes and plumes of pristine snow hitting me in the face, I came through the first mile feeling very comfortable. Todd was supposed to bring me through six laps, but unfortunately wiped out on the backstretch trying to match one of my surges.”
Marcus Dunbar, Trevor’s father and coach, said his son’s record-setting run will go down as perhaps the finest sporting moment since Alutiiq Native Wackamanee Joe killed a live Kodiak bear with his bare hands in the town center in 1964. “People will be talking about this day for a long time.” After a long pause, Dunbar added, “That’s mostly because there is little else to talk about beyond the soul-crushing Alaskan winter and horrible scourge of meth addiction riddling our native population.”
Dunbar’s epic run was almost a no-go as groundskeepers at the Kodiak Tri-Invite had to chisel through 19 inches of ice just to clear lane one. With the rest of the track under a veritable skating rink, Dunbar was forced to “skate” around slower runners when passing them. Asked to explain how he adjusts his racing strategy when competing in Alaska, Dunbar responded, “When I race in the lower 48, I usually wear spikes, but up here it’s just easier to use a pair of CCM Tacks and hope for the best. I kicked them off with 600 to go. You heard the crowd roar right? [Reporter shakes head no.] It’s because they knew I meant business.”

Dunbar's teammate, Dyno Mongoose Trek in an undated photo.
The race was the shining moment of a bittersweet spring for Dunbar whose best friend and training partner Dyno Mongoose Trek passed away tragically last month. News reports from the event are contradictory, but it appears that Dunbar and Trek encountered two wolf-hunting helicopters while out for their usual Sunday long run in late February. Since childhood Trek had struggled with a thyroid disorder which made him unnaturally hairy for a 17-year-old and it appears the armed to the teeth airborne hunters confused him for a very tall, biped Alaskan gray wolf. Thirsty for wolf blood, the gunners rained fire on the unsuspecting pair who panicked and jetted toward the woods for shelter. Dunbar, the much faster and more agile of the two successfully ducked between two massive Evergreens. Trek was not as fortunate, going down in a hail of gunfire on the road’s edge. At 17, Trek was the youngest of nine Alaskans to die so far this year from wolf-hunting helicopters.
In light of the grisly episode, Dunbar is lobbying the Alaskan Sports Federation to display a commemorative plaque in the Alaskan Athletics Hall of Fame alongside such native Alaskan greats as NBA star Carlos Boozer, gold medalist Tommy Moe, and Iditarod champion Dee Dee Jonrowe. “It’s the least I could do for my buddy Dyno,” Dunbar said.” It’ll be just like a Cooperstown plaque, except covered in fur.”


Is the picture of Dyno actually Chas Gillespie frm the Harvard Track team? lol
Dear Angry Runners,
Your description of my death was extremely accurate, though I might clarify a couple things. First, Dunbar is not actually “much faster and more agile” than I am. I ran [blah blah blah at blah blah blah] so a little respeck is in order. Second, the helicopters were indeed wolf-hunting helicopters. However, Dunbar was dressed in his wolf costume, because that’s just how he normally dresses. What a goof! That’s why we’re bffs! Due to his costume, the choppers were going to fire on him. Luckily, I was able to distract the helicopters and have them fire on me–not because of my appearance but because I kept yelling, “I am a wolf.” That convinced them; I was dead within 20 seconds, while Dunbar had escaped. Some people call me a hero. They are correct.
Tell my mom that I’m dead; I think she’s expecting me home for taco night,
Dyno Trek IV
You know what we say about going out in the wilderness up here: “You don’t have to run faster than the bear, just faster than the people you’re with.”
Wow, I had no idea Dyno Trek bit it on that run. I mean I saw what appeared to be a more swarthy outline of bigfoot, and Trevor in his wolfsuit run right past my house on Spruce Cape, but that’s not unusual for Spring in Kodiak. And then, all of a sudden I’m like whoa, the Navy Seals must be having a training exercise with their clothes on and real guns this time, because there was a helicopter flying low through the woods behind the house. I heard some shots and really loud howling noises, but that’s pretty normal for the Seal Base too. That’s when Trevor came running and screaming out of the forest and back down Spruce Cape Road, literally tearing his fur out as he ran. Chloe was at my house just hanging out,and she ran after him, but he was outta there. We’re gonna eat some tacos in your memory Dyno Trek, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s fun as hell (and false)
I love this website. Oh and you guys should have written something about him getting the record because a bear was chasing him around the track.
Great comment, love the design of the site too.
я б поболел!!!
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