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Magical Night Precedes Magical Day for Barringer & Fernandez

By Joseph A. Balls

Various reports surfacing on the Two Angry Runners Wire Service have indicated that German Fernandez’s amazing past weekend at the Big 12 Championships extended far beyond the confines of Texas A&M's indoor oval. According to insiders, the freshman Cowboy ended his much-discussed dry spell, spending more than four hours in Colorado senior Jenny Barringer’s... »

German Fernandez Breaks Records, Not Beds as OSU Freshman

By Joseph A. Balls

After breaking the national high school two-mile record last spring, distance running prodigy German Fernandez left for Oklahoma State University with the same objectives of any young male trackstar: "Run fast and crush tons of pussy." Things off the track have not gone to plan so far, the record-breaking Cowboy confirmed Wednesday. Read More.... »