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Wyner’s 1500m DQ Part of Elaborate Plan to Increase LetsRun.Com Message Board Readership, Wejo Says

By Joseph A. Balls

In what one track historian calls the first fixed race in the history of the Heptagonal Championships, it was revealed Monday that Cornell senior Jimmy Wyner’s disqualification in the 1500m was the result of a master plan to boost visitors to the “World Famous” LetsRun.com message board. Read More... »

“Rojo” Predicts Seven Wins for Wyner at Upcoming Ivy League Indoor Championships

By Joseph A. Balls

ITHACA, N.Y. – While most of the Cornell campus was starting their weekend off with a bang, Men's Track Coach Robert Johnson was locked in his office well past midnight Friday, painstakingly filling out a www.letsrun.com prediction ballot for the upcoming Ivy League Indoor Championships. "Ooooh, this is tough," complained Johnson, who demanded this... »